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So this pregnancy seems to be going well. I have pretty good energy, no swelling (so far), but I am definaltey showing quickly. One woman thought I was 5 months! She must have been skinny pregnant LOL.
I go for my second IPS bloodtest this week. I just want the results to come back positive so that I can exhale. Ever since I experienced that episode of bleeding I have been a little worried.
I should know in a few weeks if it is a boy or a girl, but I have pretty much decided that either way I will name the little Monkey Evan. Evan James Alexander if it is a boy or Evan Alexandra Rose or Evan Elizabeth Rose if it is a girl. Stil working on it...but I've got some time...
I have harldy told anyone (who wouldn't already notice), I guess you just don't have the same urge to tell everyone the way you do the first time.
I will likely take mat leave in the middle of April - the baby is due May 10th - so that should give me a good month to get ready for the chaos that ensures with #2 ;).
Kaia has been very dear. She sings twinkle twinkle little star to my belly and talks to it really sweetly...I can't wait to see the two of them together. I like the sound of Kaia and Evan ...simple but strong names...
I think it might be a boy...but time will tell...
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Thursday, September 27, 2007
8 Weeks viable
So the 7 week ultrasound showed a little heart beating persisitently. What a reflief. We are at teh 8 week mark and will have a 13 week ultrasound yet to come as part of the IPS screening.
Had a great meeting with the Midwife Agnes yesterday. I guess here we go for another interesting adventure.
Had a great meeting with the Midwife Agnes yesterday. I guess here we go for another interesting adventure.
Thursday, September 13, 2007
The Trouble with Number 2
Two weeks ago, I found myself looking over a positive pregnancy test. The month before, I had had a miscarriage before I even knew I was pregnant. As conflicted as I have been about having another child and adding another layer of complexity in our family, I was happy and excited.
Two nights ago, I told my husband that we were expecting our second child. That night, I started to bleed and I was certain that I had miscarried again. By the morning the bleeding has stopped and has not resumed. This left me wondering...what is going on?
Today, I will have an ultrasound to see if there is any trace of a heart beat. When I close my eyes and try to picture what the moment will be like...the silent moment the technican moves over my belly and we see nothing...no movement..silence...and what I was a afraid to know is true. Then there is the moment where I lie back and as I watch the ultrsound on the screen, I see that it moves in to see the miracle of a tiny beating heart that is determined to be there and I feel relief and calm and there are tears of happiness. One of these two moments will play out today.
Two nights ago, I told my husband that we were expecting our second child. That night, I started to bleed and I was certain that I had miscarried again. By the morning the bleeding has stopped and has not resumed. This left me wondering...what is going on?
Today, I will have an ultrasound to see if there is any trace of a heart beat. When I close my eyes and try to picture what the moment will be like...the silent moment the technican moves over my belly and we see nothing...no movement..silence...and what I was a afraid to know is true. Then there is the moment where I lie back and as I watch the ultrsound on the screen, I see that it moves in to see the miracle of a tiny beating heart that is determined to be there and I feel relief and calm and there are tears of happiness. One of these two moments will play out today.
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Me and Kaia - Halloween
As a bit of a postscript ot the journey...here are Kaia and I 15 months later for her first Halloween...
Thursday, July 28, 2005
Birth Story part 5 - The beginning
Almost after giving birth to Kaia she was breastfeeding like a wee champ. At her birth she was 6 pounds 11 ounces...7 days later she is already 8 pounds!
The home birth was amazing. It was relaxing and made the transistion easy on all of us. We just cozyed up as a little family in our own bed and had a sleep while the midwives, doula , mom anna and Al drank champagne and ate lasagna ;)
The home birth was amazing. It was relaxing and made the transistion easy on all of us. We just cozyed up as a little family in our own bed and had a sleep while the midwives, doula , mom anna and Al drank champagne and ate lasagna ;)
Birthstory Part 4 - An overwhelming moment
Looking at this littel wee person for the first time was amazing. She was perfect. She looked up at me with her puffy little eyes and didn't cry a moment. I was completely overwhelmed by the tears in my husbands eyes, the beauty in the eyes of our daughter and the exhastion leading to that moment. I had never felt such incredible joy.
Birth story Part 3 - Kaia is born
By the time I reached 10 cm the pain started to move into the realm of unbearable. I was out of the tub to sit on the toilet which gave some relief but only momentarily. I needed to get back to the tub. But, at this point the pain and discomfort had reached a level where you don't know what to do with yourself, sit, stand crawl...I got down on the floor on all fours to take the pressure off my low back. It felt as if the baby was going to come out of my arse really and it felt like it was the size of a watermelon! You can't imagine the intense pain and I mean intense...then with a determined push (determined to get myself out of this excruciating pain) she torpedoed into the midwife's hands and into mine. Kaia was born at 2:10 PM July 20th.
Birth Story - Part 2 Before she arrives
The midwife (Claudia) arrived at 5:30 AM. My labor had been progressing well and at that time I was 4 cm dilated. I was so worried that after the many hours of laboring that she would tell me there was a long way to go.
Before she left, she told me that I could do this- just take it one contraction at a time. She really gave me the strength to carry on, so back into the pool I went.
By 10 AM I was 8 cm dilated and because I was so tired, the midwife suggested that we break the waters to move the labor forward. I agreed, but reluctantly. At that point the contractions were so intense that I didn't want to leave the birthing pool for fear gravity would intensify the pain. But, in between contractions I moved to the bed where they broke the waters and then there was a warm gush, but no real intensification of the pain. I moved back into the tub and now the show was about to get on the road - 10 cm was not far now.
Before she left, she told me that I could do this- just take it one contraction at a time. She really gave me the strength to carry on, so back into the pool I went.
By 10 AM I was 8 cm dilated and because I was so tired, the midwife suggested that we break the waters to move the labor forward. I agreed, but reluctantly. At that point the contractions were so intense that I didn't want to leave the birthing pool for fear gravity would intensify the pain. But, in between contractions I moved to the bed where they broke the waters and then there was a warm gush, but no real intensification of the pain. I moved back into the tub and now the show was about to get on the road - 10 cm was not far now.
Bith story - Part 1
So everything has been leading to this big moment. Everthing before this moment was pure speculation - every woman wonders how it will all play out. Will I be able to get through this? How will I cope? How will my husband react? Will it hurt like hell? Can I bear it?
My birth story started 2 days before our baby arrived. I experienced what is called prodromal or prelabor. I experienced contractions all night Monday which tapered off during the day and again all night Tuesday and then tapered off again during the day. But very early on Wednesday my contractions started coming 2 minutes apart. I called the doula immediately.
The contractions at this point were uncomfortable and I was a getting worried about what was coming ahead.
When the doula arrived she suggested that I get inot the birthing pool right away. It was amazing the comfort it brought. We put a few drops of lavander oil into the water, and active labour continued.
My birth story started 2 days before our baby arrived. I experienced what is called prodromal or prelabor. I experienced contractions all night Monday which tapered off during the day and again all night Tuesday and then tapered off again during the day. But very early on Wednesday my contractions started coming 2 minutes apart. I called the doula immediately.
The contractions at this point were uncomfortable and I was a getting worried about what was coming ahead.
When the doula arrived she suggested that I get inot the birthing pool right away. It was amazing the comfort it brought. We put a few drops of lavander oil into the water, and active labour continued.
Tuesday, July 19, 2005
Pre-labor begins
Monday night at 10:38 PM I went into pre-labor. It is now Tuesday 4 PM and I am still in pre-labor. Pre-labor can last hours or days - I am hoping that it is not the latter. It has been 42 hours and counting.
So what does it feel like? Well, for me it feels like you are being tanglde up in knots na dessentially you kind of are. Your uterus is squeezing down with each contraction...these contractions are definaltey uncomfortable, but not completely unbearable (yet). They feel like very strong menstral cramps.
Unknown fact #1: While you read a great deal about the need for you to relax through contractions what they don't tell you is that when you try to relax through the contraction -it hurts even more, which can make it even harder to relax.
I have had the majority of my contractions through the night. They are most intense and frequent at this time and then they subdside more or less during the day. My mucus plug has begun to "melt" which is a small sign of progress - but maybe tonight will tell all - it l;ooks like we may have a night baby.
So what does it feel like? Well, for me it feels like you are being tanglde up in knots na dessentially you kind of are. Your uterus is squeezing down with each contraction...these contractions are definaltey uncomfortable, but not completely unbearable (yet). They feel like very strong menstral cramps.
Unknown fact #1: While you read a great deal about the need for you to relax through contractions what they don't tell you is that when you try to relax through the contraction -it hurts even more, which can make it even harder to relax.
I have had the majority of my contractions through the night. They are most intense and frequent at this time and then they subdside more or less during the day. My mucus plug has begun to "melt" which is a small sign of progress - but maybe tonight will tell all - it l;ooks like we may have a night baby.
Wednesday, July 13, 2005
38 Weeks and 4 days
The Nursery is finally ready - but are we? I have become somewhat accustomed to getting larger by the day and it hardly seems possible that our daughter will soon join us. So to make her a little less imaginary, I have been washing and folding her receiving blankets, her clothes and getting her change table ready. Somwhow it still seems surreal - there is still no baby to receive in the neatly folded and laundered blankets.
We are getting excited to become a family and begin our journey, but I am also savouring each moment that I we have right now. We decided to take some photos while she is still getting ready to join us - I think they turned out nice and I think it captures how happy we are now as well as the anticipation of having her join us...
We are getting excited to become a family and begin our journey, but I am also savouring each moment that I we have right now. We decided to take some photos while she is still getting ready to join us - I think they turned out nice and I think it captures how happy we are now as well as the anticipation of having her join us...
Monday, July 04, 2005
37 weeks 2 Days
We are at the stage now where we are waiting for the arrival of our daughter. It could be anytime, or it could be six weeks. Despite the pending arrival, I atill seem to be in a state of wondering if this is real or not. Despite the big belly, the hiccups and the exhasution, it still seems to be somewhat unreal and I am getting used to my big belly as a familiar part of me.
There are babies born everyday, I tell myself. I am not so extraordinary that this event will be the worst possible trial to come my way. So when I wonder if I can do it, if I have what it takes to make it through, I have to respond with - sure you will - just like everyone else before you...only I wonder to what degree I will shudder at the expereince when I reflect on it afterwards.
I have hired a doula - Cathy - she will hopefully get me through this without an epidural. While excitement wouldn't quite capture the feeling I have about the birth, I ma eager to see how this story begins...
There are babies born everyday, I tell myself. I am not so extraordinary that this event will be the worst possible trial to come my way. So when I wonder if I can do it, if I have what it takes to make it through, I have to respond with - sure you will - just like everyone else before you...only I wonder to what degree I will shudder at the expereince when I reflect on it afterwards.
I have hired a doula - Cathy - she will hopefully get me through this without an epidural. While excitement wouldn't quite capture the feeling I have about the birth, I ma eager to see how this story begins...
Saturday, June 25, 2005
Here I am at 35 weeks and 5 days
So while the belly has grown considerably in the last couple of month, I have been able to stay active - here I went on an early morinig hike while at Le Baluchon Spa in quebec. Spent the weekend getting pampered, swimming and hiking. Still feeling pretty good, but sleeping is definatley a trick ;) Only a few weeks now!
Tuesday, June 21, 2005
I think I have a favorite name...
Choosing a name for a little girl is quite stressful really. I have not had a name tucked close to my heart since the beginning of time as some, and I am finding tha the baby name books reallya ren't helping much.
I want a name that is simple, strong and sounds good in almost any language. Ideally it would be nice to have a name that is linked to her culture in some way. Inlike my name, hihc means darkness, clad in black - I would like her name to mean something beautiful.
For these reasons I think that her first name may be KAIA - that is of course if she looks like her name when we meet. Otherwise, maybe it will be ELLA or EVA. Let's hope we don't have to go back to the drawing board completely...in a post birth hormonal soup...who knows what her name could be...
KAIA, EVA, RENATA REBANE
Meaning -"Reborn", "Of the earth", "beautiful, radiant and joyful".
I could live with that ;)
I want a name that is simple, strong and sounds good in almost any language. Ideally it would be nice to have a name that is linked to her culture in some way. Inlike my name, hihc means darkness, clad in black - I would like her name to mean something beautiful.
For these reasons I think that her first name may be KAIA - that is of course if she looks like her name when we meet. Otherwise, maybe it will be ELLA or EVA. Let's hope we don't have to go back to the drawing board completely...in a post birth hormonal soup...who knows what her name could be...
KAIA, EVA, RENATA REBANE
Meaning -"Reborn", "Of the earth", "beautiful, radiant and joyful".
I could live with that ;)
35 weeks and 3 days
It is right about now where the short road to the end begins. In less than 2 weeks the baby will be full term and in les than 5 weeks I will have reached overdue territory! While I have been most pleasantly in denial for a very long tiome about giving birth it is at teis special time that reality starts to kick in.
I have collected many expereinces to date and all of them so different that the whole expereince of bringing a child into the world seems more mysterious than it ever did. It seems to be a life expereince that is overwhelming both mentally and spiritually and at the same time a real physically wrenching experience.
I am somewhat comfortably full with my wee one inside me, rihgt now and I have forgotten to some extent what it feels like to not feel pregnant. My legs are restless in the evening, my pelvis feels as if it is breaking and I seem to have become accomstomed to the pressure on my bladder.
Visiting with the doctor today she explained to me tha tyou were in a totally differnt space when you give birth. I have heard other people say they felt powerful giving birth and others describe it as hell. I can't help but wonder what will giving bith be like for me.
I have hired a doula - Cathy. This should take the pressure off of the hubby to be the sole support, and it will give me agreater measure of confidence that I will have what I need when I needed to make it as good as it can be. But htere is so much mystery around what my own birth expereince will be.
There seems to be a mystical space around the life expereince of birth. It is like a gift that is unique to each woman. I have yet to meet a woman that can fully recount all that the experience entails - there seem to be moments that are remembered.
Soon I will be off work and spending my time preparing for the birth as best I can. I think that's all you can do...
I have collected many expereinces to date and all of them so different that the whole expereince of bringing a child into the world seems more mysterious than it ever did. It seems to be a life expereince that is overwhelming both mentally and spiritually and at the same time a real physically wrenching experience.
I am somewhat comfortably full with my wee one inside me, rihgt now and I have forgotten to some extent what it feels like to not feel pregnant. My legs are restless in the evening, my pelvis feels as if it is breaking and I seem to have become accomstomed to the pressure on my bladder.
Visiting with the doctor today she explained to me tha tyou were in a totally differnt space when you give birth. I have heard other people say they felt powerful giving birth and others describe it as hell. I can't help but wonder what will giving bith be like for me.
I have hired a doula - Cathy. This should take the pressure off of the hubby to be the sole support, and it will give me agreater measure of confidence that I will have what I need when I needed to make it as good as it can be. But htere is so much mystery around what my own birth expereince will be.
There seems to be a mystical space around the life expereince of birth. It is like a gift that is unique to each woman. I have yet to meet a woman that can fully recount all that the experience entails - there seem to be moments that are remembered.
Soon I will be off work and spending my time preparing for the birth as best I can. I think that's all you can do...
Monday, June 06, 2005
Are You Ready for the World of Parenting?
When I got pregnant my eyes were opened to a vast commercial world of pregnancy this and that, making me wonder how the cave women ever did it. How were children born without multi-vitamins, yoga, meditation, feather beds, breast pumps, crib bumpers and quilts...etc...etc... but it seems this is only the tip of the iceberg.
It seems that the world of parenting is even bigger ... I just met a lady (I purchased cloth diapers from) who was telling me all about AP (attachement parenting), family beds, slings and co-sleeping ... Oh my God! What am I getting myself into?
I would like the baby in a crib as soon as possible and sleeping through the night...not feeding through the night. And, I definately do not want a family bed... I mean how will you ever get your sex life back on track????And attachemnt parenting? Where did this come from?
How about keep it simple parenting... for the rest of us...
It seems that the world of parenting is even bigger ... I just met a lady (I purchased cloth diapers from) who was telling me all about AP (attachement parenting), family beds, slings and co-sleeping ... Oh my God! What am I getting myself into?
I would like the baby in a crib as soon as possible and sleeping through the night...not feeding through the night. And, I definately do not want a family bed... I mean how will you ever get your sex life back on track????And attachemnt parenting? Where did this come from?
How about keep it simple parenting... for the rest of us...
Tuesday, May 31, 2005
One Way or Another - It's Gotta Come out!
I once had a total meltdown in the dentist chair when I was getting a cavity filled. I just freaked and screamed and knew the only way out was to to be impossible. I remember the dentist saying, quite sternly, "One way or another, this is getting done!". I have never had such a sense of powerlessness and dispair of not having any control over what was being done to my body.
There is a similar feeling when I consider, on the odd day that I am not in complete denial, that whether I am on board or not this baby is coming out someway. As my belly gets bigger, the thought of it gets harder and harder to imagine. How will it fit?I mean I know the proportional ratio of baby head to vagina...I might not have passed calculus, but let's face it this is an easy one. How do you just give yourself over to something so overwhelming?
Having no idea how you will react and how everyone around you will react really makes planning or setting expectations a real tricky one. One thing that is for sure is that I am planning on having a doula there - at least someone will be 100% sure of what is happening and how to maek things somewhat better. In spite of all my angst, I am hoping for a natural birth sans epidural. I would have thought that I lost my mind, or that aliens would have taken over my brain if I heard myself say tha a few months ago... but, I just want to have as few problems as possible. But, hey if I need I need it...and we'll take it from there.
There is a similar feeling when I consider, on the odd day that I am not in complete denial, that whether I am on board or not this baby is coming out someway. As my belly gets bigger, the thought of it gets harder and harder to imagine. How will it fit?I mean I know the proportional ratio of baby head to vagina...I might not have passed calculus, but let's face it this is an easy one. How do you just give yourself over to something so overwhelming?
Having no idea how you will react and how everyone around you will react really makes planning or setting expectations a real tricky one. One thing that is for sure is that I am planning on having a doula there - at least someone will be 100% sure of what is happening and how to maek things somewhat better. In spite of all my angst, I am hoping for a natural birth sans epidural. I would have thought that I lost my mind, or that aliens would have taken over my brain if I heard myself say tha a few months ago... but, I just want to have as few problems as possible. But, hey if I need I need it...and we'll take it from there.
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
Birth Plan
It is kind of a misnomer to have a birth plan. How do you plan for the unknown? I don't think that you can even if you want to. I think the birthplan may be just a way to make you feel like you can control the uncontrollable and possibly, I will look upon the idyllic plan and laugh once I have actually been though the experience. But, to at least give myself an idea of what the unexpected may bring...here is my draft birthplan:
General Requests
No students/interns (other than midwifery students) present during labour and delivery.Low lighting in the room
No labour, overdue and plans regarding induction
I wish to go into labour spontaneously. If I go overdue I would like to be at least 14 days after my due date before being induced (unless there are problems). I would prefer Prostin gel for induction and to labour in the birth centre after this.
Prelabour and interventions
Encourage as much rest as possible
Early 1st phase and interventions
create a safe, supportive environment (candles, music, aromatherapy, movies, tea.)
Active 1st phase and interventions
Contact midwives Shannon and Agnes
Use Thermaphore for moist heat pain relief Low back/abdomen)
Remind me to use the bathroom and take fluids
Massage
Ice/cold packs for pain relief
Encourage me to change positions every 15 minutes or so.
Transition and 2nd Stage and interventions
The amniotic sac will not be artificially ruptured, unless medically necessary.
Perineum guarding with warm compress to prevent tearing
Suggest touching the baby’s head when crowning to get me through the last pushes
To allow the umbilical cord to finish pulsing before it is cut, unless it must be cut to complete the birth of the baby.
3rd Stage and interventions
To breast feed as soon as possible
Delivery of the placenta is not to be rushed, but is to proceed at its own pace. The use of oxytocic drugs and manual removal of the placenta is to be reserved for true medical emergencies
Pain relief/comfort options
Please do not offer an epidural – I will ask if I need it.
Thermaphore – moist heat
Hot Shower with partner for support
Warm Bath
Massage
Breathing
Birthing ball
What if a Caesarean is needed or planned for?
Would like baby to have skin to skin contact after removal if possible and to begin breastfeeding as soon as possible. Do not want baby to be bottle fed if possible.
Going home
Would like to take the first couple of days to get acquainted with baby before taking visitors.
Your baby at the birth and plan if needing intensive care or transfer
Feeding and care in the postnatal period
Friday, May 06, 2005
Preparing for Birth
How does someone prepare for birth? Is it as simple as doing your kegels and leading an active pregnancy? Or, like a marathon, do you have to prepare mentally..."it's all mental". I am not a mentally strong person - I don't "power" through the tough spots...I rest. When it hurts...I stop. If I am too tired... I sleep. How will a gal like me make it through one of the toughest things I can imagine? YOu can't stop it, you can't rest and sleep...well when it's over you can sleep -but not too much.
I have been slowly building the "birthing team", which, to this point, includes my husband and my best friend. While they cannot help do it for me - maybe they will be able to get me through it. I am also considering bringing a doula into the picture - I need to feel that someone in the room knows what's happening and can know what needs to be done to make it better. I am really not sure how hubby will cope in crisis - and finding out at the last minute...isn't a bargain I am willing to wager.
I am practicing meditation with an ocean waves CD. Hoping the perpetual sound wll help me move through the pain and focus outside myself when the time comes. I just keep thinking..this is going to be excrutiating. I am glad that I know that it is a little girl. I will focus on her... bringing her into the world.
God it's going to be like a car accident...thinking of the the word vagina, 10 inches dilation, tearing and swelling...well doesn't paint an encouraging picture. And it is a mystery...you never hear anybody really talk about how they were literally blown apart by the birthing experience... although some have used the word "hell" to describe it.
So I am preparing for a mystery...and I guess I won't know till I get there.
I have been slowly building the "birthing team", which, to this point, includes my husband and my best friend. While they cannot help do it for me - maybe they will be able to get me through it. I am also considering bringing a doula into the picture - I need to feel that someone in the room knows what's happening and can know what needs to be done to make it better. I am really not sure how hubby will cope in crisis - and finding out at the last minute...isn't a bargain I am willing to wager.
I am practicing meditation with an ocean waves CD. Hoping the perpetual sound wll help me move through the pain and focus outside myself when the time comes. I just keep thinking..this is going to be excrutiating. I am glad that I know that it is a little girl. I will focus on her... bringing her into the world.
God it's going to be like a car accident...thinking of the the word vagina, 10 inches dilation, tearing and swelling...well doesn't paint an encouraging picture. And it is a mystery...you never hear anybody really talk about how they were literally blown apart by the birthing experience... although some have used the word "hell" to describe it.
So I am preparing for a mystery...and I guess I won't know till I get there.
Wednesday, April 27, 2005
The Organism Inside You
I could not have put it better myself:
Here's the thing about having an approximately 7-lb organism inside you:It feels really, really weird. How's that for stating the obvious? And yet all the parenting books and magazines and websites (oh, let's call a spade a spade... they're mothering books and magazines and websites because men have too much -- or too little -- sense to read how-to books about something as ephemeral as parenting) don't tell you this. They tell you that being pregnant is wonderful and/or magical and/or empowering, and they may even admit that it can be "uncomfortable", but not once have I read anything anywhere that antes up the fact that harbouring a large organism inside your own body is just plain unsettling, not to mention outright bizarre. (Yes, yes, I know it's "natural" and all that, but so are platypuses and, arguably, Anna Nicole Smith, and that doesn't make them any less strange.)
If you've never gestated a large-ish mammal before, here are some things that may surprise you:
When said mammal "kicks", this event is not the charming once-every-so-often experience that sitcoms would have you believe, in which everyone gathers round with their hands on the gestatee's stomach while she smiles beatifically.
Kicking is a persistent (i.e. sometimes dozens of times per hour) and frequently painful activity. Kicks can be directed at any number of your vital organs, frequently simultaneously. It is possible to be kicked under your ribs AND in the bladder at the same time, resulting in a having-to-pee-with-the-wind-knocked-out-of-you sensation that is not without a certain je ne sais quoi.
Kicking is visible from the outside of your body. This is exactly 87 times freakier than you would think it is. Imagine it thusly: you are inside a large balloon. Whilst pressing your back against one side of the balloon, you are able to leverage both feet against two other sides of the balloon, and you push out, distending the balloon so that it looks like two little teepees where each foot is pressing. Just for kicks, you keep your feet in this position for a minute or two, ignoring the gasps of pain coming from outside the balloon. Whee!
"Kicking" is actually a colloquial term for "fetal movement", which is a deceptively innocuous blanket term for a range of movements that would have made the Red Baron proud: loop-the-loops, barrel rolls, and possibly even the dreaded hammer head.
Kicking does not subside at reasonable times, such as during important work meetings, or WHILE TRYING TO SLEEP.
Here's the thing about having an approximately 7-lb organism inside you:It feels really, really weird. How's that for stating the obvious? And yet all the parenting books and magazines and websites (oh, let's call a spade a spade... they're mothering books and magazines and websites because men have too much -- or too little -- sense to read how-to books about something as ephemeral as parenting) don't tell you this. They tell you that being pregnant is wonderful and/or magical and/or empowering, and they may even admit that it can be "uncomfortable", but not once have I read anything anywhere that antes up the fact that harbouring a large organism inside your own body is just plain unsettling, not to mention outright bizarre. (Yes, yes, I know it's "natural" and all that, but so are platypuses and, arguably, Anna Nicole Smith, and that doesn't make them any less strange.)
If you've never gestated a large-ish mammal before, here are some things that may surprise you:
When said mammal "kicks", this event is not the charming once-every-so-often experience that sitcoms would have you believe, in which everyone gathers round with their hands on the gestatee's stomach while she smiles beatifically.
Kicking is a persistent (i.e. sometimes dozens of times per hour) and frequently painful activity. Kicks can be directed at any number of your vital organs, frequently simultaneously. It is possible to be kicked under your ribs AND in the bladder at the same time, resulting in a having-to-pee-with-the-wind-knocked-out-of-you sensation that is not without a certain je ne sais quoi.
Kicking is visible from the outside of your body. This is exactly 87 times freakier than you would think it is. Imagine it thusly: you are inside a large balloon. Whilst pressing your back against one side of the balloon, you are able to leverage both feet against two other sides of the balloon, and you push out, distending the balloon so that it looks like two little teepees where each foot is pressing. Just for kicks, you keep your feet in this position for a minute or two, ignoring the gasps of pain coming from outside the balloon. Whee!
"Kicking" is actually a colloquial term for "fetal movement", which is a deceptively innocuous blanket term for a range of movements that would have made the Red Baron proud: loop-the-loops, barrel rolls, and possibly even the dreaded hammer head.
Kicking does not subside at reasonable times, such as during important work meetings, or WHILE TRYING TO SLEEP.
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