Clean your room

Yesterday, I spoke to our unborn baby for the first time. I placed my lips on my wife's belly and loudly spoke the words "Clean your room!'. I can't even fathom a guess of the number of times I was told by my parents to clean my room. Things changed because of this simple, silly act. I actually feel like a dad now. Before, it was like this whole pregancy thing wasn't real or it just hadn't registered what it really meant. We've been late, we've been lost, we've been happy and sad but now we are pregnant! I believe the great Mr. H. J. Simpson said it best when he finally came to the realization that his wife was pregnant. Waaaahhhhh, doh, wob-wob, yeeeeaa##$%$#.